May 2013
7 posts
hairandglasses:
“Drop the beat, Skrillex!”
But Skrillex doesn’t drop the beat. Instead, he clutches it in his hands, unable to let it go, dooming the fate of the world in his greed.
“Drop the beat, Skrillex,” repeats a desperate Samwise Gamgee, “please.”
April 2013
14 posts
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When you have a dream about someone and can never...
whatshouldwecallme:
GPOY
March 2013
7 posts
God: I love all my children equally.
[Earlier in the Bible]
God: I don't care for Job.
February 2013
11 posts
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January 2013
15 posts
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Cornell University
accepted2017:
I would like to announce that I am drunk out of my mind. That is all
I’m pretty sure the admissions offices administer these groups…
This kid knows what Cornell is all about.
KΔ
A is for absolute, that is my love for you
O is for openness, with you I can be true
T is for together, I just hate when we’re apart
AOT Kappa Dee you’ll always have my heart
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laughfloor:
why does this have 213k notes. why why why
hahahahaha I am dying
HAHAHA